:30 pm, and the temperature is still over 30 degrees Celsius. All around the world, bands are preparing to load gear into clubs, set up, sound check (if there is time, and a sound person), and rawk out..more power to them, I say. However, anyone who has been in a band(s) for a while, will know/ think that being offered an afternoon "festival gig" is a sign of both acceptance and talent. Of course, there are loads of folk/ blues festivals, and large (US Festival, Rock in Rio) events that do not fit into this particular category--I am speaking on an entirely more municipal level--the country fair, "Arts" festival, Craft show, The Yam weekend, etc......Hopefully, I will never play one again, mostly because I dislike playing outdoors during the day. These two factors, above all else, make my forehead wrinkle. When I think of "playing" I think of a hot sweaty club at night, and nothing more. In my limited experience, this is what I have encountered/ learned in and about the great outdoors...
1. No Pay. Offers of "honorariums" have come and gone, and even a few beer tickets. Otherwise, nothing. The slips of paper I have heard discussed most are parking vouchers...
2. Exposure? In lieu of pay, I would certainly take this, but when directions to get to the panelling on milk carton stage you are playing on include "It's just next to the port-a-potties", don't expect a crowd to come thronging to hear your set.
3. A mixed audience. remember, this is OUTDOORS, in PUBLIC--everyone is allowed. Be on your best behaviour, there are children there! This can be a good thing, what with the state of all-ages gigs these days (very hard to come by, I find), and a chance for parents to see their offspring on stage without having to worry about someone throwing up on them.
4. Speaking of this, I learned the hard way not to eat anything, nor drink too much overpriced, under-rationed tyranno-beer that is a sponsor of whatever 'fest' one is playing. Naturally, with the hot sun beating down, there are bound to be food handling nightmares. If possible, I try to find a place somewhere nearby...
5. From a specifically Canadian viewpoint, there is a reason these outdoor concerts are held on the first of the month...those who know, know...
6. In reference to to the previous point, if you like people-watching, you will be in the right place--like Dante's Inferno with Cotton candy and removable tattoos...yahoo!
7. Outdoor sound is very unpredictable, as is the weather. It can be a clear, sun-dappled day, but a sudden thunderstorm can have one cowering under a tent, trying not to touch anything electrical. On this note, try to get the sound person's attention---he (most likely) is trying to chat up the girl from the frozen yogurt concession. The only time a sound man approached me during a gig, I was flattered...he held in his hand a piece of paper, which he handed to me when we finished a song. I thought it was some important memo related to our music, but instead, it was a notice for a missing child. The rest of the band were waiting for me to start the next song, when I went to the microphone to make my important, but very un-rock n' roll announcement...I had to explain later that I couldn't just NOT read the description, and risk looking like a cruel bastard in front of worried parents...
8. Beware of performers whose job it is to entertain the crowd in between bands. We once had a "performance artist" and "storyteller" who freaked out/ alienated anyone who may have been interested in listening to us...
...these may seem like complaints, but they're not. There will probably come a time when The Responsibles will be asked to play outdoors again, and I may be voted down (were are somewhat of a democracy). Please come to see us. We will be playing by the bogs at the same time the headliner takes the stage.
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